South Park Fish Sticks Song Low temperature thermometers, refrain ...

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For starters ... I still do not think it was able to write 3 innings so far this month! Incredible-ble!

Well ... Why, you know how boring it can become night? And at a gas station, I assure you. Pros
-> I can take the TV and DVD. Cons
-> 1 .- It is im-po-si-ble pull a movie! More than anything because Mr. Customer is "advisable" to lower volume of the TV or give the Stop the DVD. It's pretty bad if you pay more attention to the idiot box that Mr. Customer (though sometimes prefer to leave because you gargle with Borderías comes to late night, it is first ... damn work face the public! They are not always right! * ahem *).
2 .- The programming after 3 am, leaves much to be desired ... but much much. The telecomerciales are pathetic. My eyes could not bear to see more ad-mega-hyper-false jam computers Hewlett Packard (jarls. aunt .. but silly, and bald so dull!), The chef de cuisine (no longer a miniature mixer) or the pathetic-made-in-use of the Strip (yes, a strip that starts just below the chestand ends up above the knees) dioxide! Do they not realize that the actors are just getting belly?
Well, that ... The cons won by a landslide. There is also the factor "Back Pain", usually contracted for not moving your ass and change positions on a indefinite period in a padded chair which expired in '82 (along with Naranjito).
With this I mean that the TV or DVD are not always the solution to a looong night and extremely boring.

got to the point of saturation, ie when the pros are no longer a comfort and still missing about 4 hours to finish the shift, where hand made cd mp3 music I usually leave the ticket officeto (a la "use in case of extreme hysteria.") Quietly and listen to the music I write, or draw, or simply give rein to my thoughts and soles let wander and get lost in the convoluted nonsense that I can occur within a day.

Folly 1, the result of an olfactory experience.
Throughout Mr. shift spend many customers. I can asecure you that the vast majority are men who often come to pay. Unfortunately, the percentage of good guys is sooo low. It also depends on the day, weekend course in the probability that between a cute guy or drinking moderately increases. Peñaza
After explanation, here comes the nonsense: TheCologne or perfume of a man is critical (if not decisive) to attract female. Or at least that's what happens to me ...
Say that I am somewhat selective, if I like what I see soil noticing details. If you have straight teeth, large hands, the upturned ass, straight nose, a scar (I admit, are my weakness), the look, the smile ... That is, I usually go more for the view. And then compare all those attributes on my list. Yes, that we all have and where we compare man we see with our perfect man. Do not deny me you have that list, no? There is always a list ... / / There is silence and I find I'm more rare than it seemed ¬ ¬ / /
As I was saying, the story begins when she isaba waiting for two guys had just come to refuel and pay. Enter both at once and the first was really handsome, looked nice and had a nice smile. Began to engage with the virtues that should be my perfect man when he approached the counter, I came to the nose the aroma. Not bad, but it was nothing special. She was wearing some kind of eau de cologne too soft and sweet that hit him. It was like mixing watercolors with cologne ... how well it will not smell pretty. I do not know if I understand. Just attended, four nonsense and left. Instead, the boy who came to pay him back, it was a pleasure. It was not my type. For nothing. But girls, the smell made my heart speed up, my cheeks flushedand as my eyes widened. It was an extremely masculine scent, woody and powerful. Sour and spice. While breathing slowly perfume, was installed in my brain canceling all fairly logical answer. I was put
classic silly smirk, with only four words you know mumble stutter simply unconnected. If we add all big eyes, dark and deep. Irresistible look focused on watching you intently, without looking away from my eyes; ell light touch of hands to give the change, a playful nod to leave and finally a "Goodbye, nice" with a deep voice, sensual, like honey hot ... UF! UF!
Within minutes, a boy who at first glance I dislike finally get on thetemperature and causes tachycardia. It was a moment 5 senses but the most powerful and was finally rid the smell.
When it was decided that my list was crap and not worth pursuing writing nonsense. If a guy does not like me with the five senses, not worth it. Jeje

What do you think your favorite smell? Silly question, if you feel like after reading all the tirade, it would be fun to answer it.

Nonsense # 2, my fixation on the bad guys.
Seriously, I strive to me like the best (in many cases it works, but in others ...), but sometimes I tontines are so desperate. This already
I've been hanging around me a long time but has been following a movie I've seen at dawn, that I decided to write here. The emitted to the many on TV1 on Saturday, can not remember the title. Roughly girl was a screenwriter who decides to make a film about a serial murderer who allegedly killed. Write about it at all hours, in a newspaper, both are obsessed starting to find the perverse logic to their actions , start feeling positive, even begins to worry about the complexity of his work (murder) that targeted main cause great fear. Awe. Horror.
Throughout the filming, are "missing" classmates, until at last also given for absenceyou the director, who then is replaced by his assistant. Much more severe than he begins to give orders and each time the scenes become more complicated since the assistant asks a ton more dedication and absolute perfection. It all ends in the wizard turns out to be the murderer (ooooh, what a surprise!) And back again thanks to the writer, which is attracted because they think that is his soulmate. Overall, the kidnapped to make him understand that have the same criminal mind. She, of course, denies. He is angry and threatening. She, to "save the neck" it makes you think you understand, want to be like him and feel an uncontrollable desire, that if leg letin, if leg so ... and they kiss. Oh.diox.mio. The same urge
I found myself looking at the screen, with parted lips, tingling of the stomach undecided coming down to yasabéisdónde , expecting the kiss, excited by the simple fact that they kissed, his heart a thousand, dry mouth .. . We symptoms of a space heater. Instead of repulsive or unpleasant, was the opposite.
The fact is that the girl had kissed the good of the film tropocientasmilveces, but I conveyed the slightest feeling. Then I asked myself Why? and found some reasons a little nonsense, but here goes:
1 .- The trouble is most elaborate, complicated and has many more nuances in the personality that good. The good, just good for nothing, the bad, sofor lots of reasons ... If not, look in Smallville. Clark is a good fellow, and that's it. Instead, Lex ... grrrw! Is complex, lying, devious, brilliant, is a BAD BOY.
2 .- The bad can be beautiful or not, but arrogant and haughty personality, at the end just by dragging your feelings to the dark side. The animal side. SEXUAL side. Here I put the example of Sirius Black, simply overwhelming. It is attractive, you know, use it, you dizzy like a dog, it's sexy, powerful ... and always fall.
3 .- The Well kiss the girl and she obediently leaves. A languid kiss, soft. Too easy, right? The Bad kiss the girl, she hits him a slap. He kissed her again with more intensity, more desire, greedily, and she eventually disarm and surrender to him. RecoveryRRA to your wild side that leaves you wanting more. I leave here as a reference to Spike ... * Drool * I know there are a ton
reasons to argue why the bad guys are good for your health sexual , but that is a matter of opinion, so you know ... writing!

And here ends a lengthy entry that does not really help much. Well, actually, to vent a little but still leave me with a temperature level not suitable for minors. Do you know? I have heat in the street is freezing cold.

I : Hmmm ...
hear : Black Betty (Tom Jones)

What Kind Of Weave Does Myamee Wear? There was once a circoooo!

the end will look like a serious newspaper and everything! Two updates in one month ... wow!

Well, I like me to pray and stuff, start with one of my foolishness and then give the results of the previous post Meme ... What do you think? (* Pss pss * ** if you have seemed wrong, it would have done anyway ... ¬ ¬, which zoooy bad!)

begin explaining nonsense that has happened to me today by the head within from 8 tedious, boring and long till you, hours of work. All afternoon mulling over the same thing and then come here and drop my four ewes.

all started this afternoon, rainy, not just the slaughter and revista that I had bought for these occasions was on my bedside table about 6 km away ... In short, dull as an oyster [and my question is: the oysters are bored?].

had nothing to replace or clean or place, sitting on a stool waiting for someone to stop, refuel listening without hearing the radio. Just put a song that I like, humming absently until they make the cut of advertising. At that time I curse but I do not know why, or how, pay attention to the ad. And I laugh. A lot. It was an ad for a department store in BCN with a special conference dedicated to the world of the circus. The announcement read:

My life is a circus! My boss is a clown, men & nbsp; vanish as if by magic, my friends are "Harold" and many juggle to do there is no way to fix it.

not tell me you have not started a smirk ...?

Well from that moment I began to think that there are ads that are worthwhile, that creative in this regard, we are still surprised. Are those that make the intermediate ( whether radio and television) do not be sooo sooo long and tiring. Among my favorites are:

• The UPS with Jean Reno talking to a baby that he is supposed to be small, telling & nbsp; trust (of course UPS, lol) and before leaving, she says everything will be fine but unfortunately will have a big nose. Cash and not funny, a must see.


• The dancing robot that turns into a Citroen. Hilarious ...


• And best of all, Marcilla. He sees a man opening a bottle of Marcilla while reciting a table and at the end say "congratulations guys, finally you can do two things at once" ... At last we take revanchaaa! After years they get to us in beer ads, or ads for Axe damn, I do not know what I laughed at this (yes, my father caught a juas reboteeee juas)

What

intermediates laugh without these small pleasures? Laughing at yourself is the most healthy out there. Even then there are those ads that, really, I can not see like "I'm happy to be a woman." JA, JA, and JA! Let's be frank girls, but what woman in their right mind, when you think that with menstruation? I do not. First thing in the morning is biting, and the second is barking and growling third ... So no one is happy. I hate these ads because they are sooo stupid. So sweet, soft, pompous, fluffys, farts, boring and very mellow I get hysterical.

Anyway, so I spent the afternoon. Thinking about what ads amused me, what not, which looked silly ... You see that hard is the life of a vendor-sellSelf-Service now in one season. Total stress. XDXD

Well, now I do .... The result of Meme of the previous post! Here is your cartoons;)

[1] tasqueta [2] k_scarpetta [3] _alalia_ [4] brujaonline [5] _zauberin_ & amp; nbsp;

1. This is for tasqueta . Digging in your interests I saw that he liked the witches, and jumped into the pool. And I drew Sexy. Why? No idea. I just came out. Maybe my subconscious and I imagine ... or maybe it's my fingers took on a life of its own. I left an ugly, not even funny ... Came out first and she is the one who stayed. I guess I also have a retreat to Rose McGowan (lips, pose and counting). The banner you wore inspired me:) Hope you like!


2. The second to my new friend (and that for a strange reason we communicate mentally) k_scarpetta . I looked at your interests and I found myself lost ... I already had a header with almost all the Weasleys and asked me what do you do? And I began to imagine, and imagining and leaving me by the tumult of trips that usually have pot in my head, I figured that perhaps without having read the book, the examiner Kay Scarpeta out well. Are Latino, square glasses, eyebrow arched in plan Sobera, bun bad collected but which magically hold a pencil, elegant pearls ... I hope to have hit something o_0


3. Third alalia . Because of everything he had written on your interests, I was the eyes to Severus Snape. But this is special. It is my particular view of him. As I imagined as I read the book and erased bit by bit from my memory the film version (which is not anything maaaal). Serio, proud and proboscis but both have that look that makes you want to zoom in, irresistibly repulsive. I do not know if I explain ...


4. This one for brujaonline . This is when I thought 'Nane, you screwed up ... " I did not want to repeat and draw another witch, as I went. And as I read that you alsoliked the elves, I decided to make a naughty elf. As you can imagine. Restless, funny, dreamy and always with a smile. Hope you like it;)


5. And you, zirkau , I swear I jumped into the pool without float and with weights on your feet ... I read your interests and only one thing struck me "A Clockwork Orange." Again focus on if there was something more than just drawing and I turned their eyes to those words. What did I do? Well, as best I could draw a picture that always stuck with me for this movie (which one day will see a whole). Possibly not like it, but daughter ... is that I was the eyes. Blame my eyesOkay?

And with nothing more to add and happy to be updated twice a month, I leave you with your cartoon. There is no commitment if you do not like nothing happens ... A big kiss to all!

Fishsticks Episode South Park Streaming Absurd + Meme

Toc toc ... "I can believe that I can not open the door to my lj? Squawk like an old house! Eventually I want to upgrade. Do not look at me and, I swear! But expect to have something "juicy" to leave. Some texture, brush or remedy of some sort ... In this post "will not be a (damn sentence! O_0 It hit me) I've seen have been of" fashion "that the memes. saw of luxbella too late and that many more people had done before her, but I came in time to that of zirkau , which in its fantastibuloso meme preciosísisimo got the icon I'm wearing. Is not he adorable? Mand love! Before starting the meme that I have thought, I want to know me a little more. Do not you believe it, but I've been writing for weeks. The other day I thought "Milagrooo, I thought" Oops, that thought no, if not the, "Gee, I have not submitted in a position ¬ ¬, aix ... disaster!" Well, does not require many formalities, as I've seen that people here are very friendly, sociable and very nice. I love the LaifChournal (as some would say) about it. This is not cataloged, dissect, take for granted and "repellent." Here it works to The variety is the spice . Weno, as I was saying ... I will give some small clues to know me better. I am somewhat contradictory, I see. hehe I

• Virgo: Orderly, picky, pejiguera, perfectionist, a friend of my friends and somewhat rebellious.
• Until recently, she had a boyfriend ... / Hate / damn! Cenutrio! / End of hate /
• work at a gas station (do not say no to advertise brands XD) already, the gentlemen stand cranky customers (with exceptions) and with rising prices and up, then imagine Borderías of postpartum and we have to endure. And of course, "the customer sow is the reason " And a churro!
• I'm very nervous, well ... rather euphoric. Besides usually being too extremist. I never see the glass half. As I give, is to stop or not even a drop. I have
• Vacuis Horror, fear of emptiness. I have the needness of everything is completito and fill in the light. (Skip to view my creations)
• I get excited easily, but if I lose interest, the proportion of emotion suddenly drops.
• I love to draw. I love him. I use the PaintShopPro
• (Psp for friends). In this design I started with him and I'll finish with it. Simple and manageable, as the men. XDXD Though some other things I've done with PhotoShop (PS) because ...
• have given me a PenTablet! (Digital Pen or Wacom) and the only program that works and gives the actual lines is in the PS. And taaann colors well, and is real ... taaann PenTablet love my toy. XD
• I roll up like a window blind.
• s Noestarme quiet.
• Sometimes I get tiresome, pedantic and heavy.
• Before I was afraid to tell the truth, because often offends. And I used to tell white lies to avoid hurting feelings pious. But I realized that is caught by a liar than a lame and ultimately always screwed up.
• Now I am totally sincere but without La Borderie. Ground mince words. I do not like to offend or annoy or simply indicates that he feels bad about what you say.
• Like a good impression on everyone. Sometimes it is very difficult (if not almost impossible.)
• I love to animate, just to boost morale. Clowning is needed if only to see a little smile. I'm too theatrical ... is for me.
• I wear glasses. / Jo / hate them. / Jooo / I have an allergy to contact lenses. / Requetejooooo /
• 'm too expressive. While chatter nonsense hands move excessively and sometimes looks ridiculous. Asking me to tell you the plot of an action film is a SHOW. Seriously, hilarious e.
• 'm almost always happy. I see everything sooo easy and problems are not as serious as at first may seem, all good vibes and peace. Naive of me ...
• I do not like worms. And unless the worms ... eeeks! In exchange I can with other bugs ... but the worms to be so slippery and gooey. Argh!
• I did not finish my studies and is one of the things I regret. Another thing thatI regret, for that matter, is also chose badly I wanted to study. Bachelor of Technology ... I, arts, stuck in a kind of nerd with a calculator. Normal to suspend. Tontine so I am sometimes.
• Fandom: Farscape, Angel, Buffy, Witchblade, Futurama, Law and Order (Criminal Intent), X-Files, Babylon5, Enterprise, Dead Like Me, CSI (all), DragonBall, Pretender (Identity Thieves), John Doe , Friends, Charmed, House, Kingdom Hospital, ComputerA, McGyver, MaxHeadroom, Remington Steele / the latter have their years old, but they deserve to be listed / and many more series that do not come to mind. The list is growing.
• am lover of science fiction! SciFi moooola. I freak like mefor it.
• I like going to the markets. I enjoy rummaging and digging. This is when it leaves my animal instincts ... XD
• not usually wear clothes. I get the cheaper market, but every once in a while I let the odd caprichillo.
• still live with mom and dad. Keep bleeding ...
• hehe I love lingerie, but I did not stay as well as the models on the covers ... but still my weakness. A nice set with a print heels ... now that's grrrrwww / growl but it does not seem sexy /
• My favorite colors are Black, Orange, Red and Pink. I'm sooo clueless
• and forgetful.
• 'm superstitious, but 13 is my n º fAVOURITES. While I think the superstition is something like a protection against a disaster, such as: Go underneath the stairs, fixed you drop something in the head scissors on the table open as you click you do not lock; A Black Gago crossing the road, dodging sure if you hit something else.
• I am also very sensitive and somewhat sympathetic, I am guided by instinct and hunches.
• 'm much more creative at night. I love the night and treachery
• XDXD I have an agenda that is almost white. Planning is not my thing.
• collect pens and cans of energy drinks. I'm weird ... I know.
• I suffer from compulsive buying in the bazaars (orAll older stores to 100)
• I'm very lazy. I always leave things until the last day.
• write lists of what to do. But in the end did not make even one and come back to do list ... So on. Like tooodo
• kind of music.
• When I lock I have two options: One (the easiest) is to turn off the computer and forget what he was doing. And two did not stop until you get something fairly visible. Sometimes I spend hours editing crap. I am a case.
• I have very bad mood in the morning just to get up. I just grunt.
• usually have a lot of patience and do not like goats, but like everyone else, I have a limit. My bangs are desmesuinlets and out of tune. As I said, very extreme. I talk to onomatopeias
• . Things like: Brum Brum, k-Boom, ñññiiiiuuuu, wow, grrrww, yum. So tell me say a movie is a delirious spectacle.
• XD I do not know English, but I love it. My level is low (but very much). I use a translator.
• I have no high opinion of myself (like most people) but I have my good days and in those I recognize that I have a certain appeal. Jeje
• My mood is somewhat strange. A professor once told me that it was "too black acid for a little girl." They still laugh at the memory ...
• And I do not know that having more ...

Have I bored? Sure. The following cut, I pointed to the fashion of the memes. What happens is that one does not go. So I invented one for themselves and because I'm worth. Some of you already tell me that I am wrong (porfa. .. I'm very lost). Well, the first 5 people to answer me and say any foolish comment this post, using my gifts of divination (and doing some trick looking interest), do custom drawings. But if you ask anything in particular not refuse me. It may take a little time to post it, but do not worry. As promised, never failed a promise. And here ends the great absurd absurdity. I, Queen of the confusion, princess of silly ambassadorno knowledge of and love of misunderstanding takes leave to return. This time soon. Sure. I know. If you love silly entries, here we are;) I: talkative hear: You're Beautiful (James Blunt)